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May 24, 2022·edited May 24, 2022

Writer mocks yacht crock in actor’s chainblock unlock, critics not shocked by marsupial cock-block

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code is law, until you cry to the district court because all your apes gone

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Please write a TV show about this, all of it

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If I can make one prediction here, it's that any lawyers involved are going to make *a lot* of money.

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As if I didn't already have enough reasons to hate Seth Green.

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> ownership of a $200,000 JPEG

It is actually owning a hyperlink, which points to a jpeg in a database. You own the reference to the jpeg, not the actual jpeg. (As I understand it.)

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