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Wanna discuss this piece? Join me on the Substack Chat. Or talk here. Your choice.

https://ez.substack.com/chat/posts/e08ce1ce-0bfc-4c8e-a87a-ca85020192ba?utm_source=share

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Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

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It's going to be interesting to see if this sort of contagion spreads to his other companies, especially Tesla. To Tesla shareholders this Twitter escapade might shake their confidence in his abilities. Pissing of Democrats (the political party) also isn't particularly wise given how much Tesla depends on government largesse through tax credits for buying BEV, ban on ICE vehicles and income from trading carbon credits.

For Twitter he also closed the only avenue by which Twitter reliably was able to make money: Selling Twitter shares.

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Dude for $44 billion you could easily buy the world's supply of crab rangoon and you don't do it? Fuck this guy.

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...and I couldn't be more entertained. Elon is a guy born on third base who caught a couple of lucky breaks and has a singular skill as a con man.

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He was right when he said comedy is now legal, though he’s the butt of the jokes.

Still, it’s funny to watch him be forced to overpay for Twitter then reduce its value even more. Can’t wait for the movie version.

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Nice take down, and you didn't even mention Musk's obsession with bots.

(Bots, in one definition, are posters disagreeing with, or making fun of, Musk)

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You had me at Kobayashi Maru. Sensational title.

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Man if this weren’t real life it’d be a great foundation for one of those monkey’s paw horror stories.

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Dumpster, meet match.

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Nov 8, 2022·edited Nov 8, 2022

Rich guy goes more and more off the rails because money can't buy the only things he really wants: to be funny and loved is a banger of a Joker origin

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Nov 8, 2022·edited Nov 8, 2022

How dumb by the way is the verification feature if you can just change your name to something else and keep the blue checkmark?

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He will get funding from a foreign government and them blame the libs

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Excellent, most excellent.

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Brilliant.

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